everybody else is smiling and their smiles dont think
and you dont even wonder why
you just dont think that way
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
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in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
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This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I
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I must always reblog this.
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you know you’re cool when
- you can’t ride in cars with people because you make the windows frost up which is a driving hazard
- you can’t go swimming because the pool turns to ice
- you’re asked to hold drinks to keep them cold
- you are the spirit of winter
at least you’re fun
i am also fun.
i am the whole band
don’t tell anyone
you’re also dead
someone’s not getting a backstage pass
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